Mistress

Abraham and Sonja, a Jewish husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives Abraham a big kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the heck was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more BMW in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who' s that woman with Moishe?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.

Yugster is live on Monday at noon

new deal

We have been shipping CDs for years now and I have to tell you, for such a small process, what a headache. We just signed with SwiftCD to handle all fullfillment. Here is the story.

1.40AM Sun/Mon I get an email from a developer who changed his mind and was not going to start work Monday AM. Sorry that I rail on Florida so much but I have never seen crap like this before on such a regular basis. We hired two customer service people from the three who showed up out of the 7 who scheduled interviews.

Workers show no sense of responsibility towards potential employers or other potential employees. I told some other guy we decided not to take him because we were going in a different direction. I know this kid who quit before he started had his wife or friends tell him, hey don't worry about then, just worry about you. Sorry that is wrong. You NEED to know that all your decisions have ramifications beyond just you.

Sorry I am pissed.

Anyone looking for a job? We are hiring developers , customer service and purchasing for Yugster.

Blog on ...

Here we gooooooooooo Maryland

Marylands Lady Terps beat the Puke Blue Devils in OT last night to win the NCAA tournament. It was a great game, with the Terps tying it up with 6 seconds left in regulation and than taking it 78-75 in overtime. Guess my floppy Terps hat worked.

Go Maryland!