For a living
Little Johnny Tucker was in his nursery class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc ...
Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father''s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some screaming fag.
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "He plays for the New York Mets, but I was too embarrassed to say so.
As a Met Fan ... this hurts
2 Comments:
Thats a good one, it can apply to lots of teams.
Hi Chief I am over here now, they didn't like me either, oh well...my brother and my nephew are here too, and I am getting reaquainted with everybody here. Not for nuttin' but at least over here I dn't feel like Big Brother is breathing down my neck...Hope you had a good Thanksgiving and watch out The Big Expennsive holiday is just down the road a little *groan*..Linda
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